Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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