But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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