The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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