do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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