those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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