I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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