That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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