...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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