8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck appropriateness.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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