Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My first STD was from a foam party
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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