i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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