508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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