Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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