Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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