So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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