She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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