I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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