I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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