3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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