Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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