I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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