he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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