I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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