he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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