HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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