called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i think my cat just said my name.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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