He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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