Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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