quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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