i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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