butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
