i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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