the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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