...so i touched it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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