Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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