Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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