do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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