CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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