i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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