when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
this boner is exhausting
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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