: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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