Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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