He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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