he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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