just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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