please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
