i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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