i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
