Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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