I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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