im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I want a musical about memes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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