You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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